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thefrogman:

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thefrogman:

This was the weirdest orgy I’ve ever been to. 

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thefrogman:

This is also effective at keeping your snail roommate from using your computer to watch his filthy snail porn. I keep saying, “Quit looking at snail porn on my computer, Frank!” But sure enough I open my laptop and see a couple of snails putting their love darts in each other. They may call them love darts, but I don’t think for a minute those two snail were in love. They were just gettin’ busy. Those were gettin’ busy darts.

So this is what it has come to. A ring of salt. You try to use my damn laptop again, you touch the salt, and burst into flames. Or whatever it is that happens when snails touch salt. I should look that up.

One sec. 

Okay apparently it doesn’t cause you to catch fire. It just dehydrates you and you die. BUT THAT STILL WOULD BE BAD, FRANK. YOU HEAR ME? 

thefrogman:

This is also effective at keeping your snail roommate from using your computer to watch his filthy snail porn. I keep saying, “Quit looking at snail porn on my computer, Frank!” But sure enough I open my laptop and see a couple of snails putting their love darts in each other. They may call them love darts, but I don’t think for a minute those two snail were in love. They were just gettin’ busy. Those were gettin’ busy darts.

So this is what it has come to. A ring of salt. You try to use my damn laptop again, you touch the salt, and burst into flames. Or whatever it is that happens when snails touch salt. I should look that up.

One sec. 

Okay apparently it doesn’t cause you to catch fire. It just dehydrates you and you die. BUT THAT STILL WOULD BE BAD, FRANK. YOU HEAR ME?