This is also effective at keeping your snail roommate from using your computer to watch his filthy snail porn. I keep saying, “Quit looking at snail porn on my computer, Frank!” But sure enough I open my laptop and see a couple of snails putting their love darts in each other. They may call them love darts, but I don’t think for a minute those two snail were in love. They were just gettin’ busy. Those were gettin’ busy darts.
So this is what it has come to. A ring of salt. You try to use my damn laptop again, you touch the salt, and burst into flames. Or whatever it is that happens when snails touch salt. I should look that up.
Okay apparently it doesn’t cause you to catch fire. It just dehydrates you and you die. BUT THAT STILL WOULD BE BAD, FRANK. YOU HEAR ME?